You'll never guess what I received today! Guess what I got today?

You'll never guess what I received today! Guess what I got today?

Just wanted to let you know - - - today I received my Fiscal Cliff

Survival Pack from the White House. It contained a parachute,

an 'Obama Hope & Change' bumper sticker, a 'Bush's Fault'

yard sign, a 'Blame Boehner' poster, a 'Tax the Rich' banner,

an application for unemployment, an application for food stamps,

a prayer rug, a letter of assignation of debt to my grandchildren

and if that was not enough, there was a coupon for a machine

that blows smoke up my ass.

Everything was made in "China" and all directions were in Spanish.

Keep an eye out. Yours should arrive soon.